In order to successfully navigate through each level, you’ll need to learn how to lure enemies into areas where you can hack into objects to cause them damage. Since you’re just a li’l robotic vacuum, you’re not exactly a juggernaut of justice.

Gameplay in Justice Sucks is ridiculously addicting. Thankfully, you’ll meet your surprisingly hot virtual self who will help you train and develop the necessary skills to save your family.

Sadly, your first attempt at protecting them goes pretty poorly, and you find your spirit (or I guess code?) trapped in the TV. And apparently Dusty loves them just as much, because the story centers on Dusty trying to save his family from evil clutches of the surprisingly punitive warranty squads of Famil圜orp. And when I say strangely beloved, I mean the family quite literally treats Dusty like a house pet, telling him how much he’s loved, wishing him good night, and more. You play as Dusty, a family’s strangely beloved roomba-style robotic vacuum. And an enjoyable story at that! Silly, certainly, but definitely enjoyable. I was pleasantly surprised that Justice Sucks actually had a story. But then Samurai Punk came along with its stealthy action game Justice Sucks, and I… well, I was not ready for this insane, absurd, and addicting game.

After a few decades of gaming, it can sometimes feel as though I’ve seen it all, played it all (or at least tried it all), and that while there are many, many games that are incredibly enjoyable still being made, it’s increasingly rare that something stands out to me as truly unique. Justice Sucks Review: It Sucks, But in the Best of WaysĮvery now and then, a game comes along that you are just… not at all prepared for.

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